Be Warned: You're on my blog.

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

806,239 plays

felicitari:

(you might need to adjust your speaker/ headphones)

okamiandlinklover:

Rick and Morty The Complete First Season - Deleted Scene: You Made a Dinosaur!

mom: you should really get a job
me: no mom im #nsfw

isabel-antioch:

there’s always that one character you like so much its almost embarrassing

charliemcdonnell:

how my emotions work

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person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
insanelygaming:

I’m Not Zelda
Created by Karla Becerra

insanelygaming:

I’m Not Zelda

Created by Karla Becerra

marusu-hime:

ぴょん | 誘きち [pixiv]